NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
Tolkien’s illustrations vs. The Hobbit films
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, “See that girl? I’m gonna marry her someday.”
HIMYM - Pilot
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
my mum was struggling to open a chocolate easter egg so i was like ‘hold on i bet i can smash it against my forehead’ and she was like ‘no scarlett seriously don’t do it’ but i didnt listen and i picked it up like lmao and hit myself in the face with it and thats when i realised it wasnt hollow it was just a solid egg of chocolate i have never been in so much pain in my life someone call 999
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Everything started changing, the moment you showed up. [x]