hold on tight and don't give up on me.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

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It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, “See that girl? I’m gonna marry her someday.”
HIMYM - Pilot

It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, “See that girl? I’m gonna marry her someday.”

HIMYM - Pilot

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i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

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thats-slightly-raven:

my mum was struggling to open a chocolate easter egg so i was like ‘hold on i bet i can smash it against my forehead’ and she was like ‘no scarlett seriously don’t do it’ but i didnt listen and i picked it up like lmao and hit myself in the face with it and thats when i realised it wasnt hollow it was just a solid egg of chocolate i have never been in so much pain in my life someone call 999